Poor men! Girls are doing better at school. Women are getting more university degrees. But not the least valuable contribution that we make to the workplace is the burst of pertness, color and vitality that otherwise only a Hermes tie with, say, a bunch of baby elephants on it could hope to match.
The Dress is Back!
Over the next few months, gentlemen, we’re playing our trump card: THE DRESS IS BACK.
Reigning supreme this season are babydolls teamed with opaque tights, flooding our auras with a softness that we can ALL cash in on. Dark tights: the perennial leg-flatterer. They trick the eye. They’ll keep you warm.
Now imagine this: you, fashion assistants and Kate Moss - all in the same boat. Wow! Worn with colorful peep toes, it’s a tiny sum to part with to achieve an entirely new look for summer.
Think Shorts!
On the other hand, if you’re seeking to update those winter suits? Think “Shorts”! Overwhelmingly Smart Citywear. They’re so tailored and jaw-droppingly practical - the complete answer to update your professional wardrobe as the thermometer creeps up.
Shorts are such a novelty that they may still baffle you. How does one wear them? Aren’t they just meant for the beach? No!
Embrace the shorts! Skinny jeans have had their day.
For those still feeling hesitant here’s our quick guide to short-wearing for newbies:
-shorts that hit above the knee streamline your silhouette -shorter styles loose around the thigh can make any leg look gazelle-like.
-achieve the City look with black opaques, but don’t shy away from bolder colors. (we women are unpredictable. play with that.)
So, whip in hand, we continue our quest for global domination. Failing that, we do a better job and look better at the office than men. Ladies, arm yourselves with opaques and revel in the powerhouses (and gazelles) you undoubtedly are.
